Bibliograph

If it was easy, they'd call the whole damn thing a honeymoon, living with, and loving, the TV-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married, Jenna McCarthy

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If it was easy, they'd call the whole damn thing a honeymoon, living with, and loving, the TV-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married, Jenna McCarthy

Language

eng

Bibliography note

Includes bibliographical references and index

Index

no index present

Literary Form

non fiction

Main title

If it was easy, they'd call the whole damn thing a honeymoon

Oclc number

706017911

Responsibility statement

Jenna McCarthy

Sub title

living with, and loving, the TV-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married

Summary

For every woman who has ever wondered what happily ever after really means, McCarthy presents a hilarious and insightful peek behind the curtains at the often unholy state of matrimony, living with and loving the tv-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married

Table Of Contents

'Til death do us part is a really long time -- Can we talk? Obviously not -- Sleep in heavenly peace, my ass -- "I was watching that!" : life with the Cable Guy -- What's cooking? (I'm gonna go out on a limb and say me) -- Domestic bliss and other big fat lies -- Gee, honey. Are you sick? I never would have guessed -- The view from the passenger seat-- sucks -- Why don't we get drunk and screw? -- It's only money, honey -- It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to -- Should we just skip the $200 dinner and duke it out at home? -- It's the thought that counts (but thanks for the blender!) -- If it's broken-- please God, don't fix it -- Friends and family : not just a phone plan -- If you build it, there will be many, many arguments -- Are you in or are you out? -- Vacation : all I ever wanted -- He can't help it, he's a guy -- You're merely the sperm donor, dear -- See? It really could be worse -- Famous last words

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